Forum: What did YOU learn? / Line of the Day

Now, I know that people like Cokelogic, BlueHeeler, and others are always mentioned on O&A for their instant feedback, AND I fully admit that I am a giant douche nozzle bag whacker, but I was graced with my first on-air instant feedback this morning. Punchin' out for now...

What Did I Learn? 2012 Sam brought this classic back to the After Show. What have you learned today on The Opie & Anthony Show?

I learned: Interns know how to wear pink back packs to Elementary schools, then go to get tattoos. Hoo Hoo's only listener called the O&A show today and was heard by more listeners than Hoo Hoo ever had.

Steve from Bayshore lists some of the more funnier quotes on OandARadio.com!! If you hear an instant feedback and thinks it is funny, you may post it here. idea by mendozathejew

.. that paltalk is pretty gay. i sign up, join the room, and am kicked within like 10 minutes for no reason? pretty annoying.

I learned that Sick Boy still listens to the show, and is still a fan of the show That it is ok to say sp** again Sp** might be a cop, he might work at home depot, or a Banana Republic.

Today I learned that it's ok for Bush to set 7 straight record deficits, because it's "the war" but Obama has a deficit in his budget 3 months into his term, and he's a "tax and spend democrat" Anthony is losing touch with reality.

I learned that if you believe that waterboarding was effective you're an ignorant racist

I learned that Mars has to look busy now 3 hours earlier. Anthony goes 90 down narrow tunnels. Opie met people who are saddened by their departure at F.H. Riley's for the St. Patrick's parade. Jimmy is happy about expressing himself more.

No one knows what is happening to Sirius XM Satellite Radio.

Anthony is more of a half-full kind of guy. Barry Obama is the next president. :rolleyes:

Gun sales are high. :shoot3: Voter Intimidation is a matter of opinion. Anthony's BP is 110/70. Islanders beat the Rangers and

Anthony is getting closer to the bean pod. Bob Kelly no longer has a crush on Sam because he has grown hair. Stunt Brain's whistle doesn't sound well. Sam's TMZ style pieces on The Hero, Opie, and Anthonlini are radio gold. Perv Switch was activated for a heart surgeon.

I learned: That Anthony will be married and have atleast 2 kids with in three years, either that or we will be listening to the "Ant & Jill Show staring Lil' Jimmy Norton". Give Club Soda Kenny a free breakfast and he will plug your restuarant like Freddie Mercury after every concert. We...

Anthony is a spy/special agent/secret serviceman of some kind who wears tactical gear, owns sick amounts of weaponry and goes on secret missions. Pat Duffy is a super hero akin to the Hulk. The angrier he gets the closer he gets to red skin, super powered strength and fighting skills. Though...

I learned: The entire staff and most of the pests are in love with Jill and jealous of Anthony's huge delicious cock. "Keith the Top" is now installing hidden cameras in Anthony's house so we all can take a peek on Foundrymusic.com "Sweetie Newscasters" are really known as "Moooooo's" Rich...

I learned: That Anthony doesn't listen to he's "reads". He complains about his computer crashing all the time, but loves to tell us about PC Support in those annoying fucking commercials all day long! Far be it from me to think that there might be a connection here.:arrrh: Opies chickens are...

I learned: The fastest way to get guests doing a phoner off the show is too ask them one question, then hang up. (Greg, I bow to you! I haven't laughed that hard in a long time.:clap: :clap: :clap:) The staff seems to have "sexual tensions" when it comes to editing "Line of the Day" clips....

I learned that the Master Po Kung Fu Grip can be stopped by the East Side Dave Hand full of Shit! Club Soda Kenny can remove a pest from a stage faster than the Secret Service can from a deli. The XM side started out talking about fat chicks and then turned into a sausage fest of cock and gay...

I learned that Jim Jefferies is interning for the O&A show. Big A's tongue scrapings are more foul than Super hero Eastside Dave's anus. Every comic, on todays show, is willing to suck Seinfeld's dick, let him shit on them, or let Jerry blow his load in their mouths all in the effort to get...

I learned: A side from a vacuum cleaner, all one needs to do is scream " Lalalalala Bearman " to bring Opie to his knees. O&A are in the running for hosting a TV show, if not then a second appearance on Letterman.

Today I learned all about the Holacost and the Holycost. Thank you Vos.

I learned that: Anthony's cock is actually Moby Worm featured on the Don Imus show. Robert Kelly is so awful that the director of Cloverfield didn't remember that he was the monster the movie. And finally, when the conversation turns to dating your cousin, the phone lines get jambed by...

I learned: Not only does O&A have a hired killer on payroll, now O&A have now invited listeners to help kill staff members. 12 years are now driving to school while listening to O&A.

I learned: The entire O&A staff is dysfunctional: Steve C is psychotic and has multiple personality dis-order aka he's the male version of Cybil. Anthony is a WWII combat veteran living out both sides of the European conflict. Roland doesn't like woman but wants to date Bruce Springstein

I learned: Opie & Anthony are both taking 12 year old boys to "Special Events" Anthony's aunt lives next to an attempted murder and pornographer, then boasts about it. Butt implants look like breast implants, and Lil Jimmy knows the difference with out looking at the video tape. And...

I take it nobody is using this forum...?

I learned: Pot Talk Mondays has now moved to Fridays Anthony has Thong Thursdays at home Stalker Patti gets high off of breathe gel tabs and finally melatonin causes night mares in white males

I learned MS stands for My Snacks Tom Brady ... LINGER LONGER! ::hammer: **** is running rampant in South Africa, so Oprah opened a brothel. No wonder she's worth millions. Next, Donald Trump's **** Island & Casino in the Bahamas Tina Fey, Jay Leno and many others are going on strike...

I learned: ERocks balls are in his girlfriends purse. Anthony's episode with Richard should be referred to as "Brokeback Treefort" Hillary is about as honest as Bill during the Monicagate. And finally, Anthony forgot about the 2 bowl rule for Halloween in his neighborhood.

I learned: Anthony is such a fancy man that he can't wait inline to buy anthing. As for a song that gets me into 4th gear and not over a trash can for puking: Guns & Roses: Sweet Child of mine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P-AYAv0IoWI

I learned: Carrottop looks like a genetically defective body builder. ERocks mom is known as "Fatty" or the woman across the street who gets naked and gave up on exercise. Opie is a voyeur and his 12 year old fiancee is jealous. Mainly because she doesn't understand how to focus them or is...

I learned: A 5th grader is smarter than Rich Vos. Pat from Moonachie it too fat to fit into his own van. All callers need to start their question with: While I was at FH Reilly's in the heart of Huntingtonville ..... Sandy Cane is easily ***** and is willing to help.

I learned: Jimmy eats more ass than breakfast. Eating hairy snatch will turn you into a caveman. Women with big tits are always welcome at FH Reily's and will be driven home but the owner. And finally, Carol Miller is a whiney cunt.

I learned: Opie goes crazy when he is not in control. The Car Crash Comedy Contest was rigged against the swooggies, but one won anyway. and finally ... the best way to get back at someone is to shit under their area rug after throwing up on their furniture. :icon_lol:

I learned that one bad gall bladder can ruin over a millions listerners day. Who knew Anthony's cock was that long? opie is interested in anthony's underwear habits, geeezzzzz right back to the gay! :arrrh:

I learned that: Anthony paid Robert Kelly to take his clothes off Opie loves to smell his own ass. And the O&A show has gotten so gay that there will be anal penetration live on the air before the XM studio is built.

I learned that: Anthony loves his Jewish neighbors so much that he sips wine in his back yard while reading "The Essential Hitler". Jimmy thinks that replacing the cover with kiddie porn might relieve any anger about the Holocaust. As any good thinking catholic abused by a priest would do.

I learned: Kevin Smith enjoys puking videos over shitting videos. All of the O&A crew and comics are attempting get famous by being sneaky. Pat from Moonachie will lose the Nathan's contest tomorrow by one hot dog because he ate a goat testicle today. (Pat, you were on WNBC-TV 6pm show,...

I learned that: CBS can and will violate the constitutional rights of women to show their breasts. O&A will pay a $1,000 an hour to put Pests on the radio in West Palm Beach and just might have better ratings. DugOut Doug is selling his house and moving ASAP to Fl ERock is still a fatso...